Monday, October 22, 2012

Kids say the darndest things

At bedtime...

Me: Charlie, if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Charlie: to the grocery store to hit the cheese!

M: you want to go to the grocery store to hit the cheese?!

C: Yep! I want to go to the grocery store to hit the cheese in the bag!! *giggle*

M: You are the weirdest goofball I know.


Liv was in a silly mood...

Liv: Mom? We ate snakes for breakfast? *giggle*

Me: Noooo!

L: We ate cow milk for breakfast? *breaks into hysterical fits of laughter*

M: Yes we did.

L: *immediately stops laughing and looks sickened* What?

M: Yes we did. You drink cow milk every day.

L: No I don't.

M: Yes you do.

L: NO. I don't.

M: Well, what kind of milk do you drink then?

L: *long pause* Cow milk? *looks quite disturbed*

M: Yep.


Eli got lunch ready for Charlie and Liv while I was getting ready for church. Liv wanted to know what he'd made, so after listing everything, I told her he also gave them a surprise dessert.

Liv: What is it?! Tell me now!

Me: Guess.

L: Candy?

M: Could be. What else?

L: Cake?

M: That would be yummy. We'll be having a lot of cake this week because it's the babies' birthday on Thursday.

L: I know.

M: Isn't that so exciting?!

L: I know, Mommy. I know. Calm down.


Me: Look Jack! A tiger.

Jack: Ta-ga. Ta-ga.

M: That's right! Tiger.

J: Ta-ga.

M: A tiger says, 'grrrrr!'

J: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


charlie: gram? i like chipotle.

gram: i know you do, charlie.

c: you don't like chipotle, gram.

g: it's not that i don't like it, charlie, i'm just not crazy about it.

c: no, gram. you don't like chipotle.

g: well, ok.

c: it's too spicy for you, gram.

g: no, it's not too spicy for me.

c:: yes, it is, gram.

g: no, charlie, it's not. it's really not.

c: yes it is, gram. it's too spicy for you.

g: well, ok.

c: everything's too spicy for you, gram.


Charlie: (to the tune of 'Old MacDonald') Old McDonalds had a farm and Bingo was his name!


Liv: Follow the funky lines!


Jack (@ 13 months): Go Bucks!

 We are so proud. :)

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